var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-8681255-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @nakedempire)http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gLStUO4ExaQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gLStUO4ExaQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!</p> <p>- naked empire</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/229005381http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/229005381Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:14:30 -0400<a href="http://www.nakedempiremusic.com/Diagram/diagram.php">these things continue to grow, oh, and see you at the fly in a month.</a>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/223999754http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/223999754Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:56:57 -0400<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krhgkzaFZY1qzbsw7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Naked Empire in doodle form - Thanks to Kris for this one.</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/212490889http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/212490889Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:36:35 -0400<a href="http://www.nakedempiremusic.com/">Well, things are definitely getting a touch creepy.</a>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/197067089http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/197067089Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:06:27 -0400<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISqdoyym1oULiEKpNo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Heather (UC Davis, CA) and her new shirt.</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/149611239http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/149611239Sun, 26 Jul 2009 15:12:22 -0400<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISpljnz8iHbaxgM08o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sorry Heather, I ran out of fabric paint. I’ll have to finish your shirt tomorrow…</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/136787189http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/136787189Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:26:19 -0400<p>Well. Hot damn.<br/><br/>After many of hours of hard work by our small militia of fearless and talented web and graphic designers, we have some new things to show you.<br/><br/>You’ll see a new link above. It says ‘Store’. It is a mysterious place where you can click buttons and have things delivered to you through the esoteric workings of various parcel delivery services. We are proud to have harnessed these dark energies, and invite you to use them in a safe and cautious manner.<br/><br/>You can now comment upon our Front Page posts. You can even create an account with Disqus (using the link in the comments area) to have a nice little avatar and extra abilities when doing so. This is an empowering and exciting feature, and we urge you to explore it vigorously.<br/><br/>And — oh my, look — here is a digital EP we are making available for free:<br/><br/><br/><object height="100" width="300" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="quality" value="high"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never"> <param name="allowNetworking" value="always"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"> <param name="src" value="http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer.swf/album=3036512648/size=grande/bgcol=000000/linkcol=ffffff/"> <embed height="100" width="300" src="http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer.swf/album=3036512648/size=grande/bgcol=000000/linkcol=ffffff/" bgcolor="#000000" allownetworking="always" allowscriptaccess="never" quality="high" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> <br/><br/><br/><br/>And one can’t forget the dapper fellow at the top of the site. He’s new, too, and he is very pleased to meet you.<br/><br/>More is to come, in the very near future. Keep in touch,<br/><br/><br/>—NE</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/134210838http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/134210838Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:57:33 -0400<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISp41fhskFc200WRqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>plans for this fall.</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/129546546http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/129546546Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:23:45 -0400<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISos7oi27D23wtuaro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He is a true gentle man….squid.</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/124579863http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/124579863Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:45:29 -0400<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISockyvwxIQas8YaCo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Behold! A gift to you, and a sign of things to come.</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/118480389http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/118480389Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:13:09 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jovshsg3cCg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jovshsg3cCg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Here is a preview of the upcoming video for Coma. Our friend Mr. Kris Lundberg is drunkenly creating this animation for your viewing pleasure. Check out his site at <a href="http://www.threeeyedrabbit.com/index.htm">http://www.threeeyedrabbit.com/index.htm</a></p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/114140219http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/114140219Thu, 28 May 2009 00:40:38 -0400<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISnj6cdpgl4dwc0ajo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jimmie dislikes The Staffords policy of “underwear required”</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/108414269http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/108414269Fri, 15 May 2009 21:18:26 -0400<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISn99ycdlPfMmfZ3po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ROCK AND ROLLLL!</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/105286659http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/105286659Fri, 08 May 2009 23:01:37 -0400<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISn8zyfedLYTINkDDo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Show prep. John feeds on Peter’s dreams.</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/105191866http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/105191866Fri, 08 May 2009 18:21:44 -0400<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISn8t0jzbvHFjZ88co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Check out us and our fanciness. We’re on Pandora now. That means we are a real grown up band.</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/105134689http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/105134689Fri, 08 May 2009 15:07:37 -0400<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISn5448lbmn30frC5o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes…A tiny hat is the right hat.</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/104042530http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/104042530Wed, 06 May 2009 01:07:00 -0400<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISn50zvfa1v8ZI9QZo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The sides are soft because that is the part that touches the women’s thighs.</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/104015568http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/104015568Tue, 05 May 2009 23:39:15 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISmxtvyg4hDVSohneo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Welcome to tomball. Time to rock!</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/102107820http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/102107820Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:46:35 -0400“<font color="blue">(2:14:45 PM) John:</font> i have become a selfpromoting whore!<br/><font color="blue">(2:14:48 PM) John:</font> damn you music business!<br/><font color="blue">(2:15:09 PM) John:</font> i am in an orgy of bands promoting themselves to each other!<br/><font color="blue">(2:15:55 PM) John:</font> a myspace fueled tornado, growing faster and more incestuous by the day<br/><font color="blue">(2:15:56 PM) John:</font> !<br/><font color="red">(2:19:55 PM) Chris Hamje:</font> gross, dude”http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/101962821http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/101962821Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:25:08 -0400<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/22lMbPhISmulbvqw6AgGyFP2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To Theremin or Not to Theremin…</p>http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/101172160http://nakedempire.tumblr.com/post/101172160Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:23:00 -0400